Britney Forces K-Fed to Dump the Sharks

Posted on August 21, 2006

Britney Spears is taking a stand and forcing K-Fed to get rid of his six -- yes, that's right, six -- sharks before the new baby is born.
Britney Spears is ruining all of K-Fed’s fun. The pop star is making her aspiring rap star hubby, Kevin Federline, get rid of his pet sharks, according to Life & Style. Spears, who is expecting her second child with Federline, apparently fears that the six Australian gray nurse sharks are a bit risky when there are two kiddies around the house.

"Kevin loves those sharks," a family friend told the mag. "He even named them. But Brit said there’s no way he’d be keeping them." K-Fed also says Spears is his toughest musical critic. "She gives me her real opinions about my tunes," he said, reports Passim. "When I get really excited about the songs, she would tell me to slow down."
We'd comment on this report, but we're speechless at the idea that K-Fed is keeping six nurse sharks in a home which will soon have an infant and a toddler in it. This guy has got to be the absolute worst dad in Hollywood. And that's saying something. You tell him, Britney: "Read my lips, K-Fed. No More Sharks." Oh and K-Fed's career? Jumped the sharks -- all six of them -- long ago.

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