SNL Skit: Scared Straight Starring Lindsay Lohan, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson and Bill Hader
Posted on March 4, 2012
SNL pulled out the "Scared Straight" sketch last night in which hardened criminals scare minor offenders with what will happen to them in prison if they don't mend their ways. Kenan is the lead con who warns three bicycle thieves (played by Bill Hader, Andy Samberg and Bobby Moynihan).
Lindsay Lohan plays herself as an acolyte of Kenan's character. The stories they tell the kids are all made up -- they're all movie plots.
Lindsay was pretty much reading the cue cards throughout the skit, although to be fair most movie actors do when they come on the show. We're sure Kay Jewelers is not happy with their new theme song, as sung by Linday and Kenan. Jason Sudeikis is the cop who runs the program and tries to reign in the prisoners when they go too far. Take a look: